Tidings of Joy for Turkeys and Humans

Over the years the Pepsi-Cola Bottling Company of Columbus, Ohio has given frozen turkeys to their 350 employees for the December holidays. That inhumane tradition was finally put to a stop this year when Mr. Rick Kaplan, Vice President of marketing, convinced his partners to do away with the turkeys and give employees gift certificates to a local grocery chain instead. Hopefully, they'll use the certificates to buy cookies and pass up the turkeys.